I think he’s somewhere around the state of mind between “Drake writing Hotline Bling” and “Guy who asks you for your number and when you tell him you’re in a relationship starts being all ‘Jesus, you think you’re something special. You think I wanna date you? Fuck that you ugly uptight bitch. I was just being nice’…

Their brand is literally knowing their personal biz, I mean this isn’t something I dig for it’s seriously all there on the show. Like I’m sure producers gave Khloe the idea to clean Rob’s bedroom in HER house, but I doubt she expected to find Rob’s cry-candy.

Rob’s got some real issues going on and they don’t begin and end w his family. It sucks that his struggle w emotional eating and depression is out there, but Rob literally cries to the family about how he won’t go out because he’s ashamed of his body. And his sisters are like, “It’s a vicious cycle. If you want it to…

I love that E! chose to include the misspelled word as opposed to simply summarizing that piece of the statement. I can just see someone sitting at their computer typing this up.

Or a couple dozen gunman breaking through windows during the wedding leaving the chapel full of nicely dressed corpses.

Anne Hathaway maybe knows something about being built up, put on a pedestal and then torn down for basically no reason. So good for her for saying something.

They’d never say that about Sean Penn because no one wants to listen to him whine about it.

I was with a dude who liked to finish on my glasses.

edit for clarification: obviously while I was wearing them, not just like...swing over and jizz all over them on my nightstand.

If any members of the fellowship ever headbutted me I’m pretty sure I would die. Just straight up, ok peace out world - it’s not gonna get better than this.

THEY WERE ALL SO IN LOVE AND IT MADE SHIPPY BABYSAUR SO HAPPY

Oh my gosh! Remember their love story?? Girl meets boy. They fell in love. Obstacles happened but then they persevered? And now to have gotten pregnant after everything she went through? So happy for them. They work so hard at being them and now there’s a new them coming. Everyone has been following their story for…

It’s her! She’s pregnant!