If you can’t say sex you shouldn’t be having it, this is reappropriated from my most important rule of dating, if a guy can’t talk about vaginas or what comes out of them he does not deserve to be near one

I know a Quin Noah. Close enough?

But remember, despite the fact they can be driven into a rapey, violent rage by a smile, direct eye contact, or a flash of female wrist or ankle, men are still the wisest, most capable, and most well-suited for leadership than women are.

It’s true though. When I kept my name the entire town fell into disarray. There were roaming gangs of feral children attacking seniors. The moose organized themselves and turned against us. It was pure chaos. We had to abandon the place.

But do we know what has caused this yet? Like, ingredient or prep method or what? How does this keep happening??

I had professional interaction with that scumbag while he was at Morgan Lewis. We hired him as appellate counsel due to his political ties on a big-money case that had gone off the rails. I wrote the fucking brief myself and he billed our client $250k for something like a week’s work, next to none of which was done by…

She is amazing on “Getting On”. I love that show, and she is the best part. She’s the best part of everything she’s on, to be honest.

Getting On is one of the best shows on TV, yet I rarely hear anything about. All the performances are standout. Laura Metcalf will make you cringe (in a good way) and Nash is amazing. If you haven’t checked it out, DO.

but here is the thing, if EVERYONE was an asshole at that age, then if someone is noticably MORE of an asshole than everyone else at that age, then it’s saying something.

God bless (and simultaneously damn) the person who made this:

I’m not sure I really get what you’re saying here. Should people in the 1950’s not have commented on what a gigantic asshole McCarthy was because, you know, he’ll burn himself out eventually?

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

I hate to break it to you...but...Kim Kardashian had some images of her....Photoshopped. [Radar Online

I like where you’re going with this, but turning a uterus into a business is much more of a Blanche Devereaux kinda thing. Maybe I’ll turn my uterus into a church?

Reminds me of Khaled Hosseini’s A Thousand Splendid Suns....

Also, for fuck’s sake women need to take hormonal birth control for more than just preventing pregnancy. So, okay fine. We all use condoms to prevent babies, but that doesn’t help the women who need bc to regulate their cycle, prevent cancer, relieve PCOS and endometriosis, help prevent acne and PMS/PMDD... the list…

Marilla outright says this in the book - she was shocked that Anne made this kind of mistake. Not only because of the bottle shape, but the smell difference between the two. However, in the book, there is explicit mention that Anne is suffering from a head cold and cannot smell anything. This is yet another mistake…

They have to do so much in every episode and manage to nail every single scene, regardless of tone.

This has to be one of the most underrated comedies on television. It’s so good. I never realized how great an actress both Alex and Niecy were until I started watching.