This is what happens when you don’t care to vote. #butheremails
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Dude is a low life, so no surprise he’s in the sock game. The sock game is one of the most brutal industries, right up there with the drug game. A single misstep could have you wearing a toe tag.
Damn Bobby, I thought you meant a fat white man-boy who can’t seem to dress himself with any sense of style, who is constantly enabled in his bad choices by his famous for nothing family.
The Kardashians are 80% plastic, saline, styrofoam, and lip gloss, 10% garbage, and 10% skin. That’s the ‘secret’, right?
Samuel L as the Genie would be fucking awesome.
Something that was glossed over: will Smith is the genie?? Fuck this movie, then. He has no talent and yet keeps on getting cast in these movies. My only hope is the genie is CGIed enough that I don’t have to see the furrowed brow/puppy dog eye look that’s his go to ‘emotional’ face. Pathetic.
Cast someone who looks right, then cast someone else to sing. All movie musicals lip-sync, and the vast majority of singers in Disney cartoons are not the voice actors anyway.
Today I felt like I breathed fresh air for the first time in nine months. My heart is soaring. I’m gonna get so blackout drunk when these fuckers are finally all indicted, it will probably put me in the hospital.
I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?
Calling it- Joanna definitely wrote this takedown.
But...outrage!
Right - I hate to bring this up, but even Trump was saying to bring the baby over here...
I’m guessing that if that adorable little foreign child was brown, they wouldn’t care quite as much.
Ouf, that picture, just heartbreaking.
SHOW US!
My junior year prom dress would hurt your eyes. I’m not posting it because I don’t want to get sued.
FOUND IT! Remember Gunne Sax? This is not me... but it is my dress. It matched (sort of) my date’s BAND tux. Barf.
I only went to one prom - my senior prom. I had just broken up with my boyfriend of 3 years a few weeks beforehand so going was a last minute thing. I went with a friend. My mom made my dress. I was very much into Phish at the time (YES, I KNOOOOOOW) so it was a cotton patchwork dress, SUPER fucking casual. My date…
I read somewhere that she said she “can’t” moan any lower. Sorry lady, you absolutely can. Anyone can. The thirst is strong with this one.