Roald Dahl sure was right about one thing:

I don’t think Trump will appear with you in public unless you have unethical business deals with Russia.

When people get on you for fat shaming just tell them that it’s shitty governor shaming. He is an extremely shitty governor.

The cruelty in those pictures is astounding. Everyone just stood around watching Christie instead of trying to save him by rolling him back into the ocean.

Oh my...you lost 110% of your credibility stating this...

In Chris Christie’s defense, if you have an approval rating of 15% and no job prospects what’s the point of NOT acting like the villain of a Depression era comic strip?

This. I had another jezzie jump down my throat for mentioning I felt really bad for DeMario as facts were coming out. I always want to give the victim the benefit of the doubt but I also want to hear all the facts before I start casting stones.

And by RIP I mean Rest in the Perpetual fucking sloggiest of the the slog of humanity. May the wind forever be in your face.

This is the correct answer:

The amount of times I watched Eric Bana put on his armour in Troy was just shameful. So that has to be my pick.

The ACLU is correct. This ban IS unconstitutional. *45 does not have the authority to issue it and security personnel should refuse the orders as unlawful, because they are.

Surprise, surprise!!!! also “bad dudes”??? who wrote this twitt?? Kellyann??

Friendly reminder to my fellow blue state residents: We are not immune. These people are everywhere.

This is exactly why he fired every diplomat on the 20th. Evan Some holdovers from the bush administration. There is literally no way for us to even say to another countries government,”yeah, be cool things will be a little different, but you can still count on us.”.

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

“Voting for the lesser of two evils is still evil.”

Such special snowflakes. The entire country is turning into a dumpster fire but at least they are still pure. *vomit* They are the physical embodiment of the “This is fine” dog.

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...