With all that drilling and finger probing, maybe they should call it the Tara Reid Valve, amiright!?

Beware of the pothole$

To my understanding, Jalopnik is aimed at a niche crowd, so I doubt the writers are worried about appealing to the other 99%.

People on Jalopnik have their heads so far up their own asses that they can never seem to understand that petrolheads are like the 1% of the Auto world.

then tell bmw to kill the grill they been using for like 70 years

Everyone knows this should be the Buick Electra.

I was going to post something insulting in response to his mindless drivel.

Your username and post didn't make your bias quite clear enough. Mind expanding your thoughts on this yet to be released concept?

Driving the car is the fastest way to heat up the transmission ;)

I admit, I don't warm up my cars. They warm up when I drive.

There's the myth that Georgia DOT does not own any snow removal equipment. This is totally untrue. It just so happens that GA DOT has nearly finished paying off the title loan they took out on the plow last year to pay for the fuel to run the plow.

Not sure if it's a myth, but driving around with lots of snow on your car isn't a good idea, brush that shit off.

No. They're the SECOND thing that help with all aspects of traction from accelerating to braking and steering.

"AWD makes me indestructible!"

One of the best looking cars, ever.

And the first gen sprint firebird!

That's a bold statement.

Were/are you really considering a Jensen Interceptor? I endorse that plan.

If I were to like nothing else about this car's polarizing looks, I'd admit that these seats are the tits. I love the look of them. ALSO: they look like they're designed to hold the head shape of you-know-who:

Every white-trash, childish, penis-extension thought I have spent years burying came roaring back with a big "Fuck Yeah" the second I saw the Trans Am with bull-nostril NO purge. I immediately got the kind of grin you only get when you take your girlfriend someplace nice (read: picked her up from her stripper job and…