You poor sap. Pearl came potty trained (don’t ask me how, I didn’t do it)and only woke me up to go outside for the first week or so. she really didn’t chew much either as long as you kept her in rawhides and toys.

I pretty much screamed the entire thing in my head upon reading the headline.

I saw this once about 20 years and even I retained that much. The most deserving old cat goes to heaven. Anyone else pining for death is SOL for a year. Hope you enjoyed the ball, at least.

After growing up listening to the soundtrack and filling in the hints of story from the lyrics with my own idea of how the story played out, I was dismayed when I went to see it as an adult and discovered that the songs were all there was to the plot.

Maybe that is what Bob actually needed.

For those that asked for a picture of teh dog...

Much like the bullshit we hear about candy corn around Halloween, this is a COMPLETE FABRICATION meant to generate clicks. Cranberry sauce is the shiznit.

Yeah, I gotta say it’s pretty disappointing that they stuck to discussing the musical competition part of the play, instead of diving into the death cult part.

When I put my cats out at night, I always ask if they are going to the Jellicle Ball. I ask this almost every evening, but they never answer...

Excellent. I love that she was celebrated (which she deserves) and when Kavanaugh made his first public speech, the amazing people at We Demand Justice looped her testimony on a giant screen outside where everyone attending had to see it, had women dressed as handmaiden’s where people had to walk past them to enter,…

How do you write this blog without the rest of his quote? I mean, he literally says we should push for something greater, he’s just asking those with privilege to consider what they are asking those without privilege to risk in that push.

People have told me that my local food bank will take excess home grown produce but I wasn’t able to make it there this year to talk to them about what kind of volume would be enough that they could use. In your experience, is home grown produce something that food banks will give away, and is that something you would…

I felt and did the exact same thing.

I am so incredibly disappointed that Roxane Gay joined in this. 

I didn’t have a yearbook pic because my mother made me quit my job when I became pregnant then wouldn’t give me the $30 for the school photographer. So there’s a clip art of a random object over my name.

Given the Northam yearbook nonsense, I think this is a fantastic idea. Seriously.

Yup - it’s her. And Annaleigh Ashford as Paula Jones. Thank you, gay gods.

I assume it’s not what you intended, but this take strikes me as ableist. You know who usually finds comfort and inspiration from a dog who is different? Children who are different. I don’t see why we want to shit on that.

Ugh...no no I absolutely love the food bank folks! I know they are doing their best with what they have and I am eternally grateful for it. We also have some amazing local companies that donate ugly produce that is still quite fresh, and surplus canned. I’ve written thank you letters to some of these. I especially…

I read the title and KNEW Jennifer Weiner would be involved.