I agree it makes no sense why the judge was hugging her and is very inappropriate. But for the brother that it probably helped him heal even just a little bit by not carrying around hate for her in his heart. I think what is truly wrong with this (besides the senseless and saddening murder) is she should have plead…

I don’t think that’s entirely fair.
Yes, those thoughts were likely there to begin with, but that’s more conditioning than character, I’d say. There’s something to be said for someone who has bad thoughts, recognizes them, and shuts them down.

I’m the lowest man on the totem pole here, but goddamnit I am going to do everything in my power to make this pillow a reality. 

You guys just made me tear up a little. Thank you so much. I’ve only been here a month, but it’s already the best job I’ve ever had thanks to you guys. This is seriously the best place on the internet that isn’t porn. 

Sure. Once it gets below NINETY DEGREES... (We’re supposed to get a cool front later this week, but I’ve been burned before.)

I HAVE MANY IDEAS. Demote Katie Maloney, stop pretending the original cast work at SUR, and have two timelines. One is the young up-and-comers working at SUR and being sloppy. The other is old cast members buying ugly million dollar farmhouses, facing the havoc they’ve wreaked on their bodies while attempting to get…

The irony of Jax calling someone else thirsty is not lost on me.

In highschool, this lunatic girl attacked me in gym class because she didn’t like my sister (admittedly, my sister was a huge asshole in highschool but we remain nothing alike). We both threw some punches and pulled some hair, it lasted seconds, then we both got suspended and I thought she was a piece of shit. We all…

Honestly not sure if this is a regret or not. It’s my second year of college, while I was still in a dorm. I woke up from a night of pretty heavy drinking. When I opened my laptop, I found that I’d been attempting to order a carrier pigeon online, and the only reason I didn’t was that I was too drunk to enter my…

I guess this is the opposite of what you all want — I actually did the cool thing that I would have regretted not doing if I hadn’t done it at the right time.

Skechers Go Walk Evolution Ultra line have both lace-up and slip on styles. The insoles are breathable foam, the toebox is roomy and the soles are bouncy. They are shockingly lightweight and shockingly comfortable. They’re relatively inexpensive ($30-$50), and with daily street use I (a 175 lb woman) can get about…

Skechers Go Walk Evolution Ultra line have both lace-up and slip on styles. The insoles are breathable foam, the…

Don’t give in to boomer and Gen X pressure...

I cycle while watching MST3K or Rifftrax.

That message is incredibly obnoxious. You don’t know why they’re there instead of outside. There are any number of reasons why people choose to work out in a gym instead of outdoors, like disabilities or illnesses or just plain preference. 

Paul has always been so good at being a pro while also being kind and approachable. God, everything about this show is just so damn perfect, isn’t it? 

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

As another sober member of the Takeout extended family, I know that having a hangover usually meant things weren’t a complete disaster the night before.

“Stone Mountain” was literally the first thing I thought of when the story originally broke and Gillis issued that nonapology (last week, before SNL fired him). Add a foul-mouthed puppet to the mix and you’ve got a real-life Rick Wayne. Well, I guess real-life Rick Wayne is just Jeff Dunham, but whatever.

I want to hear more about these dogs...

These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.