Don’t feel bad for GenX, we thought the dreads were awful from the start.

My Mom had all girls and “boy moms” used to annoy her so much. They all seemed to assume that being loud, messy, and roughhousing was something only boys did. She would frequently point out that my sisters and I did all of those things (especially the story where my middle sister and I were fighting and fell onto the…

I have been reading jez for 10 years. This article, THIS one, prompted me to create an account. A member of bachelor nation or National Park nerd... can’t it be both?!?

Oh man, questionable facial hair? Lives in van? Unemployed? Sign 22-year-old me the fuck up. I can’t wait to buy him McDonald’s and lie about him to my parents.

I love Professor Bhaer, and Laurie was an entitled douche. I SAID IT.

Full on villain Loki is boring. Fully developed Loki who still enjoys doing bad but has developed a conscience over time is way more fun, especially the way he interacts with everyone. See: Thor Ragnarok.

My best friend and my sister are both pregnant. I’m not allowed to go around telling people so I’m telling internet strangers. Babies! Finally I get to be the weird aunty I was born to be, and enjoy watching these lovely little people grow up, without having to have any myself.

I’ve been staying keto.

You win, if only for sheer length. Also is that you Nana? You know this isn't voicemail right?

I had a rather unfulfilling microwave meal before I left for work today. 

Sadly somehow I missed “Hollywood Wives” (I know why; I was in college and didn’t own a TV) but having seen the intro clip above, now I must hunt it down. Who wasn’t in it? The payroll must have been phenomenal.

I’m starting to suspect that’s their long game...

That’s part of why Steve has become my favorite character in the entire series. Everything he does goes against typical 80's film tropes once he does his face turn in season one. He’s every 80's rich jerk jock if they ever took a moment to actually think about what the fuck they’ve been doing. After that, he makes up…

This makes sense as something the Duffer Bros didn’t come up with because “the former jerk white guy DOESN’T get the attractive girl because she’s gay” is about the only thing in here that actively plays against 80s movie tropes. I was surprised to see it not because it doesn’t make sense (it absolutely does and I…

What a wonderful video. I’m not crying. You’re crying. As a Father who deals with epilepsy and who has a 9 year old daughter who is a huge fan of the Descendant movies his death spooked her. My wife and I spoke to her last night before we all watched the last Descendant movie that Daddy doesn’t suffer the same type of…

Once upon a time around 2012, I worked in a sleazy rental real estate office in New York City, surrounded by dudebros in shiny suits and square toed oxfords who spent half the day posting bait and switch ads for no fee apartments on craigslist and the other half loudly trading bullshit stories about seducing the…

Yep, fat people in their 5os sure don’t deserve satisfying sex, seeing as how they’re garbage and all </s>

Mine was a dude who was in his late thirties (I was barely 21) and had both an air mattress and an identical twin brother in their shared apartment. They would do like full on comedy bits together, like from vaudeville, but it’d be about how they went to some gas station and then fought over a cardboard display thing…

Many years ago, when I was but a young idiot in Gap wide-leg trousers and Steve Madden pointy-toe flats, I hooked up several times with a guy who my college friends referred to as Sketchy Dave. This was an accurate and not fondly bestowed nickname. The first time I went to his apartment, he insisted that we watch Blue…

Wow you are shit human being.