Don’t feel bad for GenX, we thought the dreads were awful from the start.

My Mom had all girls and “boy moms” used to annoy her so much. They all seemed to assume that being loud, messy, and roughhousing was something only boys did. She would frequently point out that my sisters and I did all of those things (especially the story where my middle sister and I were fighting and fell onto the…

I have been reading jez for 10 years. This article, THIS one, prompted me to create an account. A member of bachelor nation or National Park nerd... can’t it be both?!?

Oh man, questionable facial hair? Lives in van? Unemployed? Sign 22-year-old me the fuck up. I can’t wait to buy him McDonald’s and lie about him to my parents.

I love Professor Bhaer, and Laurie was an entitled douche. I SAID IT.

My best friend and my sister are both pregnant. I’m not allowed to go around telling people so I’m telling internet strangers. Babies! Finally I get to be the weird aunty I was born to be, and enjoy watching these lovely little people grow up, without having to have any myself.

I’ve been staying keto.

You win, if only for sheer length. Also is that you Nana? You know this isn't voicemail right?

I had a rather unfulfilling microwave meal before I left for work today. 

Sadly somehow I missed “Hollywood Wives” (I know why; I was in college and didn’t own a TV) but having seen the intro clip above, now I must hunt it down. Who wasn’t in it? The payroll must have been phenomenal.

I’m starting to suspect that’s their long game...

Once upon a time around 2012, I worked in a sleazy rental real estate office in New York City, surrounded by dudebros in shiny suits and square toed oxfords who spent half the day posting bait and switch ads for no fee apartments on craigslist and the other half loudly trading bullshit stories about seducing the…

Yep, fat people in their 5os sure don’t deserve satisfying sex, seeing as how they’re garbage and all </s>

Mine was a dude who was in his late thirties (I was barely 21) and had both an air mattress and an identical twin brother in their shared apartment. They would do like full on comedy bits together, like from vaudeville, but it’d be about how they went to some gas station and then fought over a cardboard display thing…

Many years ago, when I was but a young idiot in Gap wide-leg trousers and Steve Madden pointy-toe flats, I hooked up several times with a guy who my college friends referred to as Sketchy Dave. This was an accurate and not fondly bestowed nickname. The first time I went to his apartment, he insisted that we watch Blue…

Wow you are shit human being.

If I cut up a hot dog and put it between two slices of bread it would definitely be a sandwich.

I remember one morning with my youngest I was so damn tired. Just exhausted. He was about 6 months old. Maybe a little older? I was on autopilot and I was just driving to work. I was about a block away from the office and he made a cooing noise - a gurgle or something - after having been super quiet the whole way to…

Or you know, you could just go to Wegmans.