Community theater is the best! The drama is inevitable, but is also kind of fun as long as no one gets hurt. 

One of my daughters started taking all her siblings’ band shirts (MCR etc) and wearing them with black shorts, black scrunchie and knock off combat boots. She says she’s ‘alt VSCO’ but she may just be messing with me.

I can’t find a quote, but I remember William H Macy pontificating as to how bad television was for children under five while he was promoting his voiceover role on Curious George. The upshot was that, while he and his lovely wife had enough money to give their own little babies better options/challenges/prizes galore,…

In a sense, you are the customer who threw a lit cigarette at me because I had the nerve to put an ashtray on your table and ask you if you wouldn’t mind using it instead of the patio floor. I’m pretty certain she did not forget you.

I think it’s a lot like mixed spice.

It had the woman from Lost as the owner of the camp? 

That happened to me—my husband and I had a beautiful daughter but I felt almost jealous with the perfectly reasonable love he had for her. It took some adjustments and a lot of random truths being blurted out (as in “She’s napping and fine. I’m the one who needs attention right now”) because quashing it just made me…

*) If you toast the oats gently in a pan, let them cool and then store with whatever add ons you’d like, your muesli will be crunchy and tastier. Like granola without the sugar or oil.

An Adam Driver voice-over always sounds like its been slowed down a couple of notches.

As a member of Gen-X who never gave Counting Crows much thought, I’ll take your moment of silence with a polite, yet dismissive, nod.

I figured it would be a gateway for my kids to get to the better aspects of game. Three moved on, but one still loves going back to Fortnite. The problem is that Minecraft is already seen as a little kids game so any kid over nine won’t touch it, even though it seems to build up better skills.

Because he’s planning to go back to school the next semester. That’s why he needed a ride from Hooters . He’s trying to eliminate expenses.

It was nice this morning so I thought I’d switch to hot coffee but when I went inside I got a text and then I read the text which made me want to look up what disease you get from water skiing even though I’ll never do it but by the time I finished reading the article I could hear the cicadas outside which makes me…

I forgot such a show (miniseries?) existed until I got to the shot of Suzanne Sommers which created a wormhole flashback of young me creeping down the stairs to the living room and seeing Sommers rolling around with what might possibly have been Anthony Hopkins. My mother jumped off the couch and ordered me back to…

This sounds horrible. Just like the wine country one. Does netflix just not like middle aged women?

I remember turning 36 and realizing that I was now the same age as my old waitstaff manager was when he deigned to fuck twenty year old me for a period of two emotionally painful months. The huge gulf in our ages never occurred to me when I was a kid, but lord it disgusts me now.

Stranger Things

When in doubt, apply for a job at a video store. You might even get a job for your dingus friend.

True. Most waitstaff start out as hosts or food runners to get a feel of how a restaurant works.

I did- but that’s what I always used.