Translation: I'm sorry if you were offended.

So basically what this boils down to is that Kanye's clothing is so bad, they had to cover it up to make it editorial.

Meh. When I first met my new neighbor, he came off as sort of jerky and full of himself, Mr. Big Stuff. I wasn't having any of it so I just rolled my eyes and forgot about him. But over a few weeks, he kind of let down his guard and it turns out he is actually super duper nice, even a little shy around me. I…

I half expected the words "I'll put a foot up your ass" to come of his mouth.

Ooh, another "Human Nature" fan! I posted the video above before I saw your post. It seriously is an amazing clip!

Any time I see someone bitching about Madonna, that she should just "go away", I want to ask them if it would be better if she turned out like Whitney Houston.

Meryl is the greatest. She so fucking cool. I love her.

I guess what I mean is, when you are in the theater and hear it, it's so startling because you don't expect it. I actually didn't know about those scenes before I went to see it, so it was a surprise.

"Time to Melt", starring Jean Dujardin!

So was that a poor choice to show that particular scene from The Artist? It's a bit of a spoiler for the movie, seeing as it had sound.

Every time I see that Staples commercial, I start singing "A Day in the Life".

Can you even imagine a Flight of the Conchords hosted Oscars? 99% of the country wouldn't get it,though.

BRET MCKENZIE WON AN OSCAR! This is so much better than when Trent Reznor won!

And somewhere in LA, Lindsay Lohan is getting ready to crash a few Oscar parties with the TV on, watching Emma Stone and screaming in jealousy.

Emma Stone is so freakin' cute I can't even.

It's the sense of humor! So charming.

Jean Dujardin makes me melllllt. He is perfection.

Only Tim Gunn should be allowed to interview on the red carpet. He is the only one that doesn't make me cringe.

"Audrey Hepburn gone punk. I am obsessed with her." Nina Garcia on Rooney Mara.

Emma Stone said her dress is fuschia and Michelle Williams said hers is coral. And yet they both look crimson red on my TV. Glad to hear everyone else needs to adjust their sets like I do!