I had the same exact thing happen to me, except the kiss was in the back of a cab instead of a party. Only we never had a conversation either, he did joke around about marrying me, though. But same thing with the sudden cruelness until I finally lost hope. Asshole.

When I was eight, I wanted to cut my hair short so I would look like Olivia Newton John in the "Physical" video. My mom said "No" and bought me a headband instead.

Where's /b/ when you need them? Or, you know, Child Protection Services...

But she didn't have the surgery to please herself. She did it because she is hoping to fit into the "Hollywood mold" and aspires to be red carpet-walking starlet showered with gifts and free designer clothes.

I don't understand this trend of having plastic surgery to look older. Heidi Montag, Megan Fox, and now Bristol. And in twenty years, they'll all be doing shit to their faces to look younger.

OHMYGOD. I fucking love you right now.

Didn't you know? 12 year old boys are *so* into chiffon ruffle party dresses.

Cher: Oh, she's a full-on Monet.

I don't think being "glammed up" has anything to do with it. Her personality, however, does. And in that respect, she fails.

Tell him that Al Qaeda has said they will be avenging his death. If they have confirmed he was killed, then it's probably true. If he wasn't, they'd be throwing it in our face.

Apparently, the video of him watching himself was shot in early 2010 (those crafty people on ABC news spotted an Obama press conference on the tube that took place in January 2010).

They should splice this footage together for a new Just For Men commercial.

I used to say one of my dreams was to attend the Met ball. Meh, these days, my goal is to get into the White House Correspondents Dinner before Obama is out of office (so that gives me, what, until 2016, yes?)

Yeah, I just learned that too. This is why I never quote anyone on Facebook. Besides it being kind of lame, of course.

"That Martin Luther King quote is one of my favorite, favorite, favorite quotes."- Jessica Dovey.

But what about the Mark Twain quote? Was that one real? Now that the MLK quote has been found the be fake, the overuse of the Twain quote this week has me worried...

The L-train passengers didn't join him because they're jaded, they just know lame when they see it. I'd bet all my money that the "U-S-A!" guy didn't even live in NYC ten years ago.

I know, right? What does DKNY know about football?

My niece is 2 years old, and when you ask her what happened to Sleeping Beauty, she says, "She DIED!". Kind of reminded me of that DKNY PR girl's Tweet...

Or Hanukkah!