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Clearly this is what Bristol was up to when she should have been rehearsing her Paso Doble.

@maggieboo: Why, for her creative use of "baby daddy"?

@panpaniscus: Bristol is the worst on the show and has been for weeks. She has no passion for her dances and I don't see any chemistry from where I've been watching.

@halfbaked: We need the networks to come up with other shows to occupy the Tea Party once DWTS is over. Better to keep them busy with stupid shit than be out and about interacting in society.

"Got my 80 votes in online…took 2 hours. I am beat"

Okay, I KNOW I am not the only one who thought that little pup was a mini Chewbacca, yes?

@Miss_Thumbelina_Coquette: Nylon used to be great the first couple of years it came out. But then it got sucked into the same celebrity-adoring culture just like every other fashion mag. Despite fancying itself as so "hip", it's pretty boring now. Plus, the hipster culture it covered went mainstream, which didn't

This reminds me of when Jenny Sanford said what she misses most about being the First Lady of SC were the inmates who used to take care of the dog and tend to her garden.

The show was a stinker but I agree, that final sketch of the battling child stars had me roaring! Vanessa Bayer's portrayal of that little girl was priceless and I was crying. After having worked with kids in show business for many years, her impression of the over-acting over-achiever was spot on and hilarious.

Hey, I'm in my 30's and proudly read Teen Vogue and don't feel "like a creep". Go for it.

@cisum88note: I'm glad you see it too. I have always felt that she lacks empathy in a lot of situations (it has shown a lot lately during her Michael Jackson-themed shows). She tries to act otherwise but I (and a lot of people) aren't buying it.

@PaintedTrollop: Mid-aged women screaming like teenage girls at a Justin Bieber concert drive me bonkers. Oprah acts as such too.

I'm not a fan of Oprah but as Kathy Griffin says, O picked our president and for that, I am thankful.

@zooxeez: It's the double breasted jacket/ dress thingy that's screaming early-90's I think.

I usually don't watch SNL but it came on after the news and I am too lazy to change the channel and ohmygod, is it always this bad nowadays? That was really bad for an opening sketch!

@itslikethathuh: She moonwalks as part of her stage show, too. She is an incredible dancer.

@Dialogue_Dub: Yeah, Bowie had different personas but he wasn't changing them every time he walked out of the house like Gaga. Do you know how long he rocked variations of the Ziggy Stardust look? For at least 3 years (check out the covers for Ziggy, Diamond Dogs, and Pin-Ups)!

@I'm Ron Burgundy?: I think a lot of people did which why many thought Janelle was British at first.