I once worked on a stage production of The King & I and the lead guy not only used self-tanner, but hand-painted muscle definition all across his torso. Cleaning his costumes was murder.

@Graviton1066: So by this, you are insinuating all porn isn't very good then? Because there are very few women in the x-rated industry that haven't had any work done.

Wow, lighten up!

@morninggloria:

That clip of her going "I'm not a witch" sounds like it should be followed by, "but I play one on TV".

"Halliday isn't that good."

@chainsawbunny: I haven't heard rumors but I wouldn't be surprised. I might be the only here who thinks this (and will be slammed for sure, but fuck it), but she dropped too much weight for her frame. There are some people who are physically built to be a size 0/2 (like January Jones who is super thin but looks…

Or, you can watch "The Big Bang Theory" and wonder if hipsters and geeks are one in the same because the cast sure does look like they shop at Urban Outfitters.

And just like all Republicans, Donald Duck has problems finding his pants.

#10 takes me back. Way back. To the Dior post earlier today.

I really love this. The macrame details are great and I LOVE color.

@jrobsf: Jeff Zucker finally got canned over at NBC so there is another Jew no longer in the mix.

@ultraviolet_zeeba: You can never know too much about Jon Stewart.

I'm so disappointed that Kelly Osborne is on that new weekly Fashion Police show on E! with Joan and Giuliana. I really thought she was cooler than that :(

I would take anything that comes out of any of these people's mouths with a very very tiny grain of salt. Very little they say offends me because it's all just so ridiculous.

Waiiiit a second. Is this the sequel to the one Gawker posted yesterday? It's like the Rocky 2 version of Kissing on the Art Museum stairs.

@YouPeopleHaveIssues: I pretty much agree and seriously, the whole Philly hates McNabb bullshit is blown so out of proportion. The only thing is, since McNabb has left, he hasn't given Eagles fans much of a reason to cheer him upon his return. He's been a bit of a whiny bitch in the press and like StevD said above,…

@eagles81001: Someone the other day on Gawker mentioned how in Philly, we boo everyone, including Santa Clause and I had to inform the dude that the Santa Clause incident happened 30 years ago.

Ahhh...the Dirty Thirty. Keep is klassy, guys!

At first I thought this was just ADD (attention desperation disorder) wearing a stupid fishnet on your face to a party. But then I found out it was a MASKED party and thought it was really cool.