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@RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer: I couldn't find the actual scene from the movie, but here is a deleted scene:

For those who used to have a Sassy subscription back in the day, I URGE you not to look up old issues on eBay. Just.Don't.

@TsuKata: I used to rip the stickers page out of Lucky and use it on all my magazines.

I let my long-held Lucky subscription run out a couple months back because I got sick of the plasticized celebrity cover models and the inane loopy dialogue that ran throughout the pages. Everything is "effortlessly urban chic" around there.

DO IT! That would surely piss off the Republicans, just as Katie Holmes playing Jackie O has sort of annoyed the rest of us.

This is one of those instances where a mom just goes on and on and on about how cute! and precocious! and amazing! her kids are and the rest of us couldn't give a yellow rat's ass.

@boots_riverside: How do you know? Because they have fair complexions? Lots of biracial people are as fair as them (Nicole Richie comes to mind) and plenty of folks seem to think Blanket in particular looks a lot like MJ did as a kid.

I'm hoping Sammi just told the Daily News that so as not to spoil the show for us and she really ISN'T still with him.

The universe works in mysterious ways sometimes...

Meh, my high school year book photo was "airbrushed" all the way back in the mid-90's (and I am fairly certain it's been going on since the 50's in fashion & advertising) so I am not going to nit-pick here that Jacobs shouldn't do any retouching whatsoever.

@DestructoGirl: I feel like the last 9 months didn't even happen.

I don't know, last year was The Summer of Celebrity Death so this year is at least a little better?

@Antrack: Perhaps these guys hit on so many women, they're just bound to hit on transexuals (like some sort of occupational hazzard). So they just roll with it.

@cupscake: I feel like that Sammi is more pissed off at JWoww for throwing the truth in her face (something she doesn't want to hear) than for not owning up to the stupid letter.

Wawa! Love the reference, though I think she was compairing it to a $5 Footlong™.

@fabulousrobots: Curiously, the only time one of them wasn't wearing a microphone was Michael C when he supposedly talked shit about Ivy to the dress voters...

@OracleofGomorrah: I was pissed when at the beginning Michael D was complaining: "Of course I got picked last and I got the worst dress". Oh please, it wasn't the worst dress.