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The majority of people who receive paychecks from American Apparel are people of color — some who weren't even born in this country

And the outfit totally brought me back here:

Wait, when did this happen? Like, two days ago, there were photos of her on the set of her movie with long hair. Is this in the script?

I used to groan at all the other fashion weeks and think they always seemed very amateur compared to NY, Milan, Paris. But I've started to enjoy them more and more the past couple of years. NYFW is boring compared to all this.

Am I the only one who plays this game of looking at the thumbnails on the mainpage and then try to guess who the people are before clicking through and looking at the hashtags?

I like photos like this because it shows just how much warpaint these Hollywood ladies tend to wear (and then I don't feel so bad when I see them on TV with perfect complexions unlike my own).

@Zyna-kat: As someone who never has plans to get onto a boat ever in her life, I'm critical of her parents. How does that make me jealous?

@itsonreserve: But it's different. You wanted documentation of your achievements. Should a reality show been picked up, she would have made a lot of money. It's the way her parents would have profitted off of their daughter that is not sitting well with people.

I love how he justifies it by saying "But she was wearing panties!"

I still remember the British press calling him "The Twat in the Hat" .

@Teresa McTigue: Yeah, vitiligo and BDD will do that to a guy. What an ass.

@waitingoutthestorm: It was an image that Ebony doctored up and aged in '85, pronosticating what MJ might have looked like at around age 40. The point of this post is that when he was actually 40, he looked nothing like that.

@kaiwhakamarie: I'll be quite prepared for that eventuality.

@KentuckyBabe: You sound like Vanilla Ice trying to explain how "Ice Ice Baby" is not a rip-off of "Under Pressure".

@astoldbyw: Well, Angela Bassett was in both "The Jacksons" miniseries and What's Love Got to Do With It...

@Skyblacker: Unfortunately, his family preferred calling him "big nose" while he was still a kid.

@redboots: He also had "lupus". Find some snark in that one, please.

Oh comon'Ebony! Yeah, maybe we all couldn't have anticipated all the plastic surgery he eventually had, but MJ would NEVER have grown a mustache.