The album I had on repeat at 16 was Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band which, in retrospect, makes a lot of sense seeing as I never had a boyfriend in high school.

"I make sure they pay their own way, that they make the first move a fair share of the time, allow them to drive and make a fair share of the plans and decisions, even!"

Yet again, I couldn't figure out who it was without looking at the hashtags.

@dellbot: I noticed that even the typeface is the same colors...orange and gold. And Balmain on the cover of Marie Claire?

@pssshwhatever: And similar text colors (someone posted the cover above for comparison).

@dellbot: The Photoshop or the Balmain?

@Alpine Joe: It's a little different, same designer though. And equal parts photoshop.

@msAnthrope: I've been saying this for a while. No one is playing with lighting or composition anymore, it's all about post production (whenever the "before" shots leak, they look like I took them with my crappy compact digital). I guess experienced Photoshop people are more affordable than good photographers.

I like her use of canker sore! That's so going to be in my vocabulary from now on.

Oh god, that was the same day Bristol said she wasn't impressed with Tina Fey's impression of her mom.

@dellbot: :59 here. The embarrassment took over.

This is the definition of second-hand embarrassment.

You know what offends me? The fact that the Teabaggers (yeah, I said it, Kremer!) adopted their name from an event that happened because TRUE REBELS refused to be taxed by a government 3000 miles away that did not represent them. It's a little presumptuous for these jerkwads to elevate their "plight" and importance to…

@jadelyce: The May weeps, perhaps?

I don't know, is this really news? I never believe the hype.

She would have added "and bottoms with visible pubic hair" but ran out of characters.

@Dictator for Life: That "Too Funky" video is legendary, and I am sure the director of her video was quite aware of it and if not, shame on him/ her for not knowing their video history!

@Ofmyself: Agreed. I didn't get it either.

I say GODDAMN Kitson! Before I clicked the link I thought maybe it was Glenn Beck or at the very least, Sarah Palin and was ready to be thorougly impressed. But Jillian Barberi? She's annoying, yes, but that is just catty .

@MissRose: She had already busted out the Thierry Mugler bionic lady outfit from "Too Funky" in '92 for her video for "Paparazzi". Was it an homage? Or do these pop stars think we can remember back that far?