I don’t know - hard to tell who’s gonna win a game between a school that doesn’t want to be there and a school that may or may not actually exist.

“[Cuban] is a large male with large hands, making penetration without lubrication of the woman in the standing position virtually impossible.”

Cuban: ‘Cause I always make a point to show my ring finger whenever I take pictures with girls. My left hand.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

Ugh, 15 still seems really young. I can’t believe the age of 13 was being considered. :(

He’s one of those famously intense actors who’s very low-key and relaxed in the interviews, or at least he was with Colbert recently. It’s kind of disorienting.

I fucking love this man.

It just feels like... he’s sabotaging himself. He always does; he’s a fuck-up. He’s proven he can attract attention to himself, he’s proven that he can manipulate the clueless and the hateful. He’s also proven that he can be used as a somewhat effective tool by venal power-brokers with even a slightly higher IQ than…

Wait, are they going to get kicked out of the White House before anyone figures out what the fuck they actually do at said White House (see also Manigault-Stallworth, Omarosa)?

“Jared has no plans to leave.”

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

The Kobe thing is infuriating because sports radio hosts named her and said she deserved to lose her anonymity because she accused someone of rape. It’s also disgusting that Kobe was given a hero’s exit when he retired and everyone pretty much forgot about the rape case. Everyone also overlooks the fact that Kobe is a…

I remember seeing a quote last year somewhere that said: 

You. Nailed. It. Hard to be pissed about a $1700 Uber ride when retaining a lawyer is twice that, not including everything that comes later.

How does this get into the news? Did he call the news to let people know this had happened? And if so, WHY. Anyone who now googles this guy is going to see his idiocy basically forever tied to his name, and any other unfortunately named Kenny Bachmans.

Sometimes taking responsibility for your actions stings. I bet he won’t do THAT again. Still cheaper than a DUI.

This drives me bananas. If the overbearing mother thing was true (which it is not), surely another part of that puzzle is the weak and ineffectual and/or absent father that seems to go along with the overbearing mother. So, maybe not the ma’s fault? Maybe the dude who’s supposed to model decent male behaviour fucked…

Being the cause of bad PR is a fireable offense at most places. Yelling about “LIBRULS” to prospective donors and students doesn’t look good.

Women don’t owe you shit.

The furniture purchases initially came to light after career staffer Helen Foster filed a complaint alleging that she’d been demoted after rebuffing Candy Carson’s demand that over $5,000 be spent on redecoration, claiming she was told that “$5,000 will not even buy a decent chair.”