I don’t know - hard to tell who’s gonna win a game between a school that doesn’t want to be there and a school that may or may not actually exist.

“[Cuban] is a large male with large hands, making penetration without lubrication of the woman in the standing position virtually impossible.”

Cuban: ‘Cause I always make a point to show my ring finger whenever I take pictures with girls. My left hand.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

Ugh, 15 still seems really young. I can’t believe the age of 13 was being considered. :(

He’s one of those famously intense actors who’s very low-key and relaxed in the interviews, or at least he was with Colbert recently. It’s kind of disorienting.

I fucking love this man.

It just feels like... he’s sabotaging himself. He always does; he’s a fuck-up. He’s proven he can attract attention to himself, he’s proven that he can manipulate the clueless and the hateful. He’s also proven that he can be used as a somewhat effective tool by venal power-brokers with even a slightly higher IQ than…

Wait, are they going to get kicked out of the White House before anyone figures out what the fuck they actually do at said White House (see also Manigault-Stallworth, Omarosa)?

“Jared has no plans to leave.”

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

The Kobe thing is infuriating because sports radio hosts named her and said she deserved to lose her anonymity because she accused someone of rape. It’s also disgusting that Kobe was given a hero’s exit when he retired and everyone pretty much forgot about the rape case. Everyone also overlooks the fact that Kobe is a…

I remember seeing a quote last year somewhere that said: 

This drives me bananas. If the overbearing mother thing was true (which it is not), surely another part of that puzzle is the weak and ineffectual and/or absent father that seems to go along with the overbearing mother. So, maybe not the ma’s fault? Maybe the dude who’s supposed to model decent male behaviour fucked…

Being the cause of bad PR is a fireable offense at most places. Yelling about “LIBRULS” to prospective donors and students doesn’t look good.

Women don’t owe you shit.

I have family that works in the federal government. They, and their colleagues, apparently understand that they’re public servants and stewards of the taxpayers money and, at least to me, conduct themselves accordingly. This administration on the other hand seems to solely comprised of people looking to milk…

So this administration needs to fly 1st class to avoid haters and add expensive lounge and office furniture so they can be more comfortable while serving people...

The furniture purchases initially came to light after career staffer Helen Foster filed a complaint alleging that she’d been demoted after rebuffing Candy Carson’s demand that over $5,000 be spent on redecoration, claiming she was told that “$5,000 will not even buy a decent chair.”

Don’t feel bad, JLaw. I feel asleep during Eyes Wide Shut and the Artificial Intelligence movies. I thought the first one was going to be a lot of soft porn, but it was just Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman having regular married couple arguments.