This generation’s is going to be super thick center fade eyebrows.

I hate those fucking eyebrows.

Come on, now. We’ve all got a half-dozen or so talented and gorgeous daughters and have produced some of the greatest releases in the history of recorded music. Hell, I’m even writing this from my palatial estate that all of us have and oh my I just remembered I’m Quincy Jones and maybe that’s why this is so…

Can they visit the Whitehouse next?

I don’t have any personal weapons (I do use them for work, though), but I’ve always recommended a shotgun. The sound alone scares someone in the unlikely event that they have broken into your house while you are there (obviously most criminals try to steal your shit when you aren’t home), it has a wide blast radius…

When I went through hunter safety as a kid, I remember the instructor telling people to get a pump action shotgun for home defense. His reasoning was the the sound of racking the action was enough to deter 90% of home intruders and the large shot pattern had a better chance of hitting something on the other 10%.

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I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

Listen, people, you can have a bolt-action rifle, a shotgun, or a revolver. If you can’t successfully hunt or target shoot with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon. If you cannot “defend yourself” with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon and also has likely been killed by…

Rep. Claudia Tenney (R-N.Y.) claimed that people who commit mass shootings are often Democrats during a Wednesday discussion about the Florida school shooting.

But Rubio’s worldview has certainly been formed by the NRA, even before he got into office. They’ve had massive public power throughout his entire life. Every person who opposes gun control has been influence by the NRA, even if they’ve never received a dime from them.

I was glad to see that the kid stuck with it and insisted on an answer. The 2nd Amendment was judicially interpreted to mean than having a musket handy in case foreign invaders wanted to take over the US also meant you can have all the guns you want for any reason. It can get reinterpreted one day to mean something…

I loved every bit of this. From Rubio trying to weasel out of saying he wouldn’t accept money from the NRA to trying to smooth talk his way through this and give standard campaign speech platitudes instead of real answers then getting his face cracked instead. Also, I’m sick of the whole “I’m a big believer in the 2nd…

Hang on, I had that “why not both?” meme around here somewhere...

He’ll take the money though, right?

Did Rubio think anyone would actually buy that bullshit line about people buying into his agenda and not the other way around? Marco, Marco, Marco. Pal. Shut the fuck up if you aren’t going to break bad with the NRA.

Remember, Trump is a stable genius and he won’t back down from any challenge to prove it, just like in the presidential debates where he somehow thought any of his words or action were in any way acceptable. However, that was when half the country somehow thought he’d make a good president and now a year has proved…

As painful as it was watching Rubio flub and flounder for three minutes trying to spin the NRA giving him money is a good thing, I love seeing the passion and righteous anger these students and parents are bringing to bear.

I’m surprised Rubio agreed to do this. And yet... was he not prepared to do this? Did no one in his camp run through the worst possible questions for him? Personally I would have asked, “Senator Rubio, do you think pornography is more a public safety threat than sensible gun laws?”

I just need to vent about this idiotic idea of arming teachers as a solution. While I have tremendous sympathy to those victims and their families who might see this as at least giving them a fighting chance to survive, it’s wrongheaded in so many ways. A military style assault weapon, like the AR-15 is a designed to…