There is a difference between advising women not to let their guard down and saying that women who ostensibly have let their guard down are making excuses for fucking up when they get raped while their guard is down. Will I advise my daughter to be careful and not drink too much at parties lest she end up incapable of…

“to be the most famous person in the world is not that bad.”

I hate when people say trump didn’t want to win. Pretty sure he worked pretty hard on a deal with Putin to make sure he did.

Melania has one duty: to publicly cheat on her husband in the most humiliating way possible. If she fulfills it, all will be forgiven.

... and if she really is redefining the role, then she should stop wearing that stupid FLOTUS cap

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

In other news, water is wet.

we didn’t want this either, melania...

Maybe that’s it? I just think, there’s no way she talks like that in real life. It’s so fakey!

Totally. The other day when Rose MacGowan’s February arrest warrant was discussed, some commenters were completely sceptical that he or his supporters could have anything to do with it because the scandal about him just broke recently but,

Pro tip: just being a decent person is way cheaper and easier.

How does any woman do this to another woman without feeling complete disgust at herself? Am I so utterly naïve?

I bet grade-school Weinstein spent six hours finding a way to cheat on a test that would have taken two hours to study for.

One Black Cube agent, who went by the name Diana Filip, contacted Rose McGowan, one of a few women who would eventually accuse Weinstein of rape. “Filip” got close to McGowan by posing as a potential collaborator on women’s empowerment issues, all the while collecting information on her.

Well I know women in country don’t have guns because according to every fucking country song, the only thing they wear “painted on jeans” and who can fit a gun in those pockets?

offered “prayers” and heartbreak to Las Vegas,

Jabba the Hut has no science knowledge?

I read something where Junior mentioned looking forward to spending summers with Ivana’s parents.

Every national outlet that reports on Ole Miss/Miss State must mix the two up once per story. It’s the law.

I’ve done work on dehydration for the Army. Thirst is NOT a reliable indicator unless under circumstances that you are very acclimated to. Used to living in the Northeast and not doing much physical labor? You’ll find you can’t rely on your thirst to tell you when to drink if you suddenly are doing a lot of work in…