Growing up, my family was always considered to be the rich ones because my Dad had a white collar office job and my mother was a receptionist. Most of our male relatives worked blue collar and the female relatives were either nurses or worked as clerks in shops. In college, I was pretty much in the middle of the…

Trump supporters and the Breitbart crazies will somehow not notice that crime didn’t go down after this. The jobs that are opened up are things they don’t want to do in places they don’t want to be. That won’t stop them from finding another scapegoat to blame their problems on, though.

It’s easier to properly care for and provide stimulating surroundings for a small animal than it is a big ass marine mammal.

Well, at least the wooly mammoth isn’t a predator. So there’s that.

Can you blame him, really? Life is so much more fun when you just show up before an adoring crowd and have them cheer for you whenever you say whatever just happens to pop into your head. Back in Washington, people are expecting him to WORK. Bummer.

The gymnastics coach, band director, and football performance/conditioning coach, all this is coming out in just a couple of days? Is there someone new at the University who is cleaning house?

Does Oprah have any tapes of Trump?

Except Cheney and all his staff.

The Trumpies are going to make Iran-Contra seem quaint.

Imagine the groom’s grandmother chain smoking and dropping the n word just loud enough so that the hotel employees could overhear.

In our family, the rehearsal dinner was always more than just the wedding party. All the guests and relations who had traveled to the wedding needed something to do the night before, so they’d be invited to the rehearsal dinner. Then, once you’ve done that, you have to invite the locals, too.

We had a destination wedding in the Caribbean on an island whose population is primarily of African descent. Turns out almost everyone on the groom’s side of the family other than him is a massive flaming racist. Didn’t know that until we arrived.

“The president, for some unexplained reason, chose to handle the situation right there on the patio, where guests unabashedly photographed the events.”

Tried to, but Congress interfered.

“ there’s a distinct possibility they wouldn’t ever get paid. ”

Didn’t his niece cover the role for him?

Is there an inspector general office that covers the White House?

You could read a newspaper through Ivanka’s version of that shirt.

Large, no huuuugggee, donations to the University of Pennsylvania by his father and later by him.

I have a lot of unfortunate experience with dementia among my family members. Trump’s issues are because he’s a narcissist and a major dumb ass. He’s always been like this, unlike Reagan who (whether you agree with his politics or not) was a good at public speaking and lost that ability.