Your state looks like a penis. I thought you should know.

South Floridian here just trying to provide a counter balance to the “see ya, assholes, you won’t be missed” posts that are undoubtedly already here with more coming.

You’re alive and writing, so that’s a good sign.

Regarding the Jensen-Healey: No, you couldn’t drive it into a burning building to have it fixed, that would indicate it actually drove, and before anyone flames me, I had one, a ‘73 which had 8,000 miles on it when I bought it in ‘81, that should tell you all you need to know.

Yeah, but she would also make it look like an accident.

I’ve been married to my roommate for 16 years, so if she’s going to kill me at this point, I probably did something to deserve it.

Always one in every group. Snozzberrys.

It doesn’t get the love it deserves.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

Professional wisdom suggests that if this is advice you are considering, you should actually be having zero drinks at parties, and also everywhere else.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

He is the only one that I know commiitted treason and cost thousands of American, and millions of Asian lives just so he could be president

Belief in a person or an idea can create the most horrible evil

Look at the stars. See how they shine for you.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Another horrible example for America’s youth, when will people finally learn to hold their phone properly while shooting video? smdh

This does not negate her absolute lack of professionalism which will result in her being fired.

Didn’t read the article? The boss changed the dress code after the fact because they didn’t want pony tails or head scarves.

I feel very disconnected sometimes because I don’t know anyone first hand whose life has gotten worse during Obama’s presidency (barring personal problems.) I cannot and will not lay the scourge of violence, by police, against police or by acts of terrorism at his feet. Many of our threats are “homegrown” and the…

To everyone saying he should just pay to have it done; were you never young? We did this kind of stuff all the time. To our cars, our friends cars. Made me the mechanic I am today. You keep up the good work Aaron.