I like how this looks on other people but dammit I was raised a One Color Lidder and that’s how I will remain until we all pass on to the great Afterparty in the sky and my new BFF RuPaul starts doing my makeup every morning in Heaven.

Is this sponsored?

Pretty much the only YT beauty videos I watch these days feature women my shade or darker just trying on different brands of foundation or nude lipcolors. I don’t care at all about contouring or the rest of the makeup. I’m a little disappointed that I couldn’t find a good one with this brand :(

I wasn’t feeling this at all until she said “you smell like beef” and then everything changed. I don’t know what that says about me but she actually cracks me up.

I read your comment over an hour ago and it still didn’t hit me until just now that the glasses lady IS the baseball cap lady in the first pic. That cannot just be contouring, there is some tom-toolery going on in that photo.

The real power comes from forcing sex on people who don’t want to do it.

Got it!

I’m not there yet but one day I will try.

My hair never took to relaxers either. When I finally went natural and saw that my hair had 3 or 4 different textures, it suddenly made sense why the “super coarse” creamy crack always broke my hair off in certain sections.

No love for Mented? I wear their “Dope Taupe” nude lipcolor almost everyday.

I’ve never watched a VS fashion show but I do always seek out the photos after it airs. Nice to see them using darker skinned black models.

So, his doctor prescribed psychiatric meds because...why?

I just want to see her Mama’s church hat, Meghan’s wedding gown and to have Serena be a bridesmaid. Is that too much to ask?

I’m not mad at her at all. I wish I had to money to do it too.

I can’t even remember how old I was when I saw the 1950s remake but Sarah Jane at that funeral fucked me up.

List does not include “Trouble of the World” by Mahalia or even “God Is Trying to Tell You Something” from The Color Purple. List is invalid.

It seems like she’s been pregnant for two years.

I don’t even know how True Blood ended because I stopped watching after episode 1 of the final season.

Forget Meghan & Harry. THESE are the wedding pics I need to see.