NSB has that nickname because of the currents of the water. Sharks like to nap there because they can remain stationary- the movement of the water over their gills keeps them breathing while they snooze. And then they get stepped on by surfers. So, probably a grumpy sleepy shark that doesn’t know what is stepping on…

Ummm...

Donald Trump doesn’t care about people unless they can do something for him.

“I do think vaccines help with the public health and helping prevent the occasional fatality,”

The bathroom situation would be the worst part of this for me.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME ANYONE SAW TED CRUZ!!!???

Having 20 kids would be uninhabitable for me too. I'm glad they saved those poor women from such cruel conditions.

Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!

“...what other biohazards are lurking in the Olympics venues.”

YEP

They had overtime in this game, friend.

And conversely, a cheetah would kill a vegan pretty quickly.

Yet he will forever be Conner, Angel’s son, to me. Back from the hell dimension, knocking chicks up.

In a stolen car, during a time in the day when most children are at home, usually asleep.

well... they already used hamsters inside the wheels, so...

Oh, and this:

Also, WHY do they insist on adding that stupid blinged out belt to EVERY dress?

Say Yes to Distress

Spoiler: it’s also strapless.

Spurgeon? Sturgeon?