On the plus side, this girl has got bragging rights for life.

I believe that’s “I’m missing teeth” face...

It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.

Amazon also sells knives. Are we gonna stop knife sales because someone bought one and stabbed themselves? We have lost our minds when it comes to personal responsibility. I feel for this poor mom but come on.

Okay, kicking them off the train seems really extreme...BUT I gotta say I can’t stand groups of people who have zero consideration for others with their loud laughing...all races, all genders, all types. It’s obnoxious. I’ve watched entire bars clear out because one or more people think it’s fine to cackle at top…

Never, ever, ever thought this gif would EVER be appropriate to the real world.

Do we know if the baby had an older toddler sibling? Older toddler siblings can be mean little bastards.

The Bike riders have probably more toxins in their body than supporters around them.

i’ll be at their show in seattle tonight, will report back about the upset teens.

I signed the petition as I think Ellen Pao is not a good CEO and should be ousted, which is what the petition is about. You are entitled to your opinion, but please don’t call those who signed it “racist/misogynists.”

I couldn’t help but wonder...was she even pregnant to begin with?

No, she’s saying “I’m not paying for that kid’s upbringing.”

I was never that picky of an eater but the few things that stuck with me to adulthood were:

EVIL NAMED CAMILLA QUEEN!

lmao at Craig Racoon.

He doesn't want his daughter marrying a cheating asshole like him.

They could, but my money is on Dad being a cheater.