North Korea would do it better

looks like a candidate for deportation

How did our ancestors ever manage to have children ?

yep , the sperm donor or the stepfather . Good grilling , bye.

did she put it on backwards?

forgot to put on a shirt

colour!!

Daddy taking his little girl to school

Aaaal , I dyed my hair.

nothing works here

I think my grandma owned a kitchen frock with this print

80ies meets prom dress.

Hitler or Justin Bieber. Can’t decide .

and now we try this with a normal facial expression .

there has to be something more flattering than a plastic shower curtain .

looks like somebody propped her up with a broomstick .

nope, again too much skin.

oh christmas tree , oh christmas tree...

I hate these non colours

And the neckline was probably done to help the axeman in case of sudden decapitation