They’ll never catch him because...

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.

Arizona is Arians Nation!

Can’t

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

Du Li noted.

I don’t have to go.

Credit to Dan Le Batard for his willingness to call this out on his radio show today.

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

The Cardinals Lost Their 19th Game

Tells everyone at the office the next day: “it was the most exciting sporting event he’s ever been to”.

“I hate you, fence!”

Not surprised that Josh Smith has found yet another way to leave his taint on the game of basketball.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.