We can’t even get human rights for humans right. You’re asking an AP Physics test question to a 3rd grade class.

I’ve gotten real comfortable with using the term ‘legacy fuels,’ lately.

You can say the same thing about any company with ties to legacy fuels - they have a vested financial interest in keeping OUT of the Paris Agreement.

> commercial decision, but it’s still artistically bankrupt.

So a few weeks ago, I got to laugh as Trumpeters watched their viewing world shatter with the news of the non-renewal of Last Man Standing, and now I get to laugh as the ess jay dubbayers watch their viewing world shatter with the news of Sense8's non-renewal.

I...I think that might be satire. Saying the EPA should put up a website when we know damn well Cheeto Jesus took that away from them...I’m calling Poe’s law.

> Trump has dramatized his decision, promising a formal announcement Thursday at 3PM in the Rose Garden.

click click, motherfucker

Generation YouTube is happening.

This is why society hates fidget spinners.

BUH GAWD

> “Y’know the worst? Soon? It’s gonna happen.”

lmao

> When people ask where I live I’m more likely to say “Twitter” than my city of residence.

I never claimed to be oppressed. Why do you insist on putting your words in my mouth?

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Remember: Deadspin is a Gawker blog, they can and will frame anything and everything as racist.

First, we must do away with this notion that Uber drivers are people

> If you really want to make a statement, stop clicking on stories you don’t like.

Riiiiiight. Okay. So I came to this blog, Gizmodo The Gadget Guide 4 or 5 years ago now because they had a decently fresh take on technology stuff and now me showing my preference for the old style is just whining. Get some fuckin’ perspective, yo. It’s been downhill since they stole the iPhone prototype IMO.