“Move it, shitbiscuit, El Primo Supremo is center stage!”

It sounded more like he was addressing the victims of a protection extortion ring than he was fellow NATO members.

[Embarrassment Intensifies]

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A night light won’t fix my fucked up gait.

A night light won’t fix my fucked up gait.

I’m just gonna leave this here.

more evidence that overwatch is bad and everyone involved with it should feel bad

Later that day after another entertainingly overstated handshake, French President Macaroon was noted as saying, “Puny Trump.”

> patriarchal

Cool. Back to Trailer Park Boys and Archer again this month I guess.

I’m okay with nonsense parading itself around as nonsense. The problem with our entertainment culture is not nonsense that claims to be nonsense - it’s about nonsense that claims to be informative/news.

Beautiful.

Don’t forget Boss Hog, may he rest in peace.

I’m a lifelong gamer - I’m not suited to spend one minute in a pair of cleats, and I stand thusly on the question: Not in the least bit.

I wasn’t sure if this was going to be an article about a team named The Predators or one of those wishy-washey, “these college athletes that were found innocent by a judge and jury were allowed to gradtuate REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” pieces.

the fact that this is even discussed makes me regret continuing to draw breath

I think you’re misunderstanding/misrepresenting what’s being said. Let me try and see if I can get to it from a different perspective. This blog, TheRoot, is part of a network of blogs that were once tied to the Gawker blog, a network known as being staunchly on the “no man should ever hit a woman ever under any…

It’s community cannibalizing stuff like this that keeps me coming back here now that Gizmodo the tech blog is dead.

Question...what’s the thing on his nose?

I can’t wait to watch this for when I’m ready to go on a feels trip