That South Park episode where that little girl is an ad that has come to life, is now a real thing.

Nothing is authentic anymore. The medium is the message. You aren’t being gathered as a captive audience so that your own lives can be enriched, you’re being gathered as a captive audience to sell shit to.

So does this offering ultimately lay the lion’s share of the blame at Trump’s altar, or do they concede that Hillary’s campaign was also horrendously mismanaged?

Better that than bleeding a shit ton of my tax dollars holing him up in some penitentiary awaiting the needle

bai2u

god i can’t wait until the death of youtube culture

Holy fuck, this!!! I have a friend that’s a dyed-in-the-wool PC gaming fanboy (to the degree that he’s said such asinine shit to me like, “when you buy a console you’re holding gaming back for everyone else!”) and he just doesn’t understand that all I want to do is just play a game. I don’t want to tinker with it, I…

Anything to make a buck.

Anything to make a buck.

Beats could pay me to use them, and it’d still be a raw deal for me.

Beats could pay me to use them, and it’d still be a raw deal for me.

So the artist admits he did it strictly to farm outrage. Cool.

Life’s too short to vacuum every other day

Life’s too short to vacuum every other day

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Fearmongering as a means to draw an audience will never die.

Literally anything is better than coachella, so congratulations on doing a basic, correct thing, I guess?

I’m not a casual gamer, but I like casual gamers because you can actually have a conversation with them. I’m far less likely to have to listen to some moron’s diatribe about some “celebrity” YouTuber’s crackpipe lore theory with a painfully ill-rehearsed “spookyserious” voice, or hear some asinine shit about how…

What about recipes that call for rice wine? Is it worth picking up an actual bottle of sake, or just use the stuff in the cooking wines aisle at publix?

Hold on, hold on, hold on - what happened to listen and believe, shitlords?

Oh, good, maybe Gizmodo will start to be less Gawker-y now.

Atlus has historically had a draconian approach to streaming and Let’s Plays.

Seems like they were put in a position where they couldn’t say no. The other side of this, of course, is, “I wrote #BlackLivesMatter 100 times on my Stanford application and was rejected. #CollegeSoWhite #BlackLivesMatter”