I mean, yeah, it looks like a forest.

Come on man, this is like nitpicking Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Yes, as indicated this is called FORESHADOWING, not spoilers.

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Is that you, Gary?

The six letters in the name Royals are tied for the fewest in an American League World Series champion since 1991.

Why does being in a union make you more deserving of a job then these particular idiots?

Root Beer was invented on the wagon trail from Independence, MO to Oregon City, OR in the 1820's. That’s where the name came from. It was ‘the beer of the route.’ Lacking medicine and actual beer, settlers invented a refreshing elixir that would cure everything from broken bones to H1N1. You may be surprised to learn…

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

This was when I was back in college. I was driving a beat up 1999 Ford Ranger King Cab with a Mazda B3000 engine swap. The four wheel drive system sometimes worked, sometimes not, and it decided when it would kick in and out. The truck also only started half the time and when it did start, it would die every time you…

Can i has one?

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.

To me “zero fucks given” means you only do what’s necessary to keep it functional, with no regard to aesthetics or what other people think.