As a neutral observer, let me say fuck anyone that spells Greg with a third g.

Phil Kessel hat trick: one goal, one assist, one overturned hot dog cart.

How to know if you bought the wrong car ? Easy.

Cool story. Paragraphs are cool too...

what a time to be alive

Have tried, can confirm.

Tomorrow is Kaepernick’s birthday, for god’s sake!

I will always take the opportunity to use a photo of Eli in a helmet.

Head coach Pete Carroll said that Lockette will miss the rest of this season, but that he doesn’t know if the injury is career ending.

It’s good to see a Greek do the bailing for once.

If you let someone buy a used Jag as their only car, you’re not really their friend.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

Do not want: Lexus

Gear reduction yo.

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

Turning from the wrong lane, against the light? Going into oncoming traffic, and intentionally blocking it? I’m not saying she’s at fault, but it would be understandable if someone ran her over. She deserves to be financially ruined for life.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.