I live in DC, so I get to see tons of MAGA tourists. They all have the same dumb smirk while “fiercely making eye contact”... they want SO BADLY for you to engage with them.

I’m not rooting for Boston. I want you to imagine what your average Celtics fan is going to be like if Brad Stevens grits his way past the Warriors. After Bill Simmons celebrates his 35th title since 2001. Think long and hard about the world you claim you want.

Had this happen to me many a time in Sacramento. Between that and the “I’m not racist” racism, moving back to my hometown is a negatory.

I honestly feel “less at risk” with NYPD than I do with Sacramento PD and Sacramento County Sheriff - which is odd because NYPD’s history. But I’ve also never been asked what I was…

It’s weird that the whole season everyone’s been saying “The Rockets were built to destroy the Warriors,” and then they finally get their western conference matchup, and their big plan is... tire out Stephen Curry

Don’t forget the evil grin and psycho stare.

I mean, I read your comment and it wasn’t very interesting, so I made a joke. The sum of your point is still “I find a great player doing exactly what makes him great infuriating and also he dances and that annoys me.” It’s okay.

I mean, he went to the pre-Steph Curry Warriors and now they’re the Steph Curry Warriors.

You’re right, there’s no way he could’ve taken a team of nobodies within a possession of the Final Four back when he was college.

Don’t forget all the times Davidson have been back to the Elite Eight.

If you hate watching the Warriors go on a tear in the middle of a game and just put the pedal down, you hate basketball.

The Warriors were that bad team when he got drafted. He won 2 mvps without Durant. I suppose you mean if he was on the Knicks then he wouldn’t be relevant

So if he has 12 seasons of top-level play, five championships, and will have forever changed the landscape of the NBA...that’s not very good?

You’re right. The Warriors were a historical powerhouse before he got there. What NBA fan hasn’t stayed up at night, reminiscing over Bob Sura, Andris Biedrins, and Ronny Turiaf?

So, let’s see: Wrapping up his ninth season, will play in the NBA Finals for the fourth time in those nine years, has won the scoring title once and MVP twice, and has singlehandedly challenged and changed notions about floor spacing and the value of the deep shot, more or less shaping the game in his own image...but…

Thank you for being “actually, I hate the way they play” guy. We need one of these in every Warriors thread so we can finally understand passing and shot-making are, in fact, bad.

🗣Talk THAT talk, @stephencurry30 *NSFW*

If we’re going to be ruthlessly efficient about this like he wants, just develop a cultural norm where all the incels ship off to their own little island. Then they can’t kill any women. Problem solved.

Actually, inferring is what you’re doing. You’re inferring that I’m implying something. You sound silly when you mix them up like that. FYI.

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”