“Sometimes you eat the barr, sometimes the barr eats you.”

This article wrenched your heart? Aw, you softy.

Are you kidding? Which of the dozen or so Deadspin articles about Stallworth do you want to see? Why don’t you use the mystical powers of the search field, or perhaps that obscure site Google, then try posting again? Google will do you the solid of autocorrecting your spelling error. Really idiot proof, that.

I know Rodgers was out of the pocket and all that, but driving the star quarterback to the turf after the throw is a move the league should have barred.

Your grammar is confusing. Is “are you a pussy” the question Jesus is asking Christ while fucking him? Is the ellipsis innuendo? Is this Jesus, pre-crucifixion, fucking Christ, post-crucifixion? Is time travel involved? Or, if Jesus is fucking Christ, is that masturbation? If it’s masturbation, is he asking himself if…

“But the slaves like being slaves!”

Actually, yes, it does. It doesn’t make you “not an asshole,” but it does make you “less of an asshole,” until such time as asshole behavior continues unabated, at which point full original assholery is formally recognized.

I didn’t say anything about newsworthy anti-social outbursts (what are you referring to there, exactly?) but was talking about more mundane problems, like the symptoms I listed above. It’s not flashy, but studies in the last year indicated that playing youth football doubled and tripled the likelihood that a man would…

You’re exaggerating here to make your claim. Of the study smolkster76 cited above, how many of the 111 brains with CTE came from people exhibiting symptoms of “severe brain damage”? CTE increases depression, anxiety, suicidal ideation, anger, problems with impulse control, etc. Do we not see millions of such cases…

Easy for you to say without the actual choice in front of you. Also easy for you to say from this side of brain damage. People on the other side know better, but it’s too late. Should we protect people like you from yourselves? Should we hope you learn some things are more important than money, before it’s too late,…

Guy above you thinks they do it for money, and that’s why it’s cool. You say they do it for love. To either position: so what? all things done for money and love are good things to do? That sounds dumb, right? Try another reason.

Yeah, he probably meant “empathy.” Anyone who likes watching other people be violently brutalized probably has low empathy? How about that?

Studies have shown that only your experience is valid, haven’t they?

Bless your heart, honey. Aren’t you precious. Have you talked to any real people about this rage?

It’s almost as if empathy were a bad thing, right? I mean, one person feeling bad after watching another person’s experience of pain: that’s what’s wrong with society, isn’t it?

Seriously, man. Do you feel this threatened everywhere? Or only on the internet?

Thus begins your long assault against the notion of conscience. Re-trace it yourself. It’s impressive.

Ha. Clever. Sure, let’s go with it. He’s your Jeeves. I would say the Jeeves to your Wooster, but it’s more like the Jeeves to your Bertie’s lacking-in-self-awareness narcissistic cousin.

Distraction to whom? His teammates and coaches from last year say he wasn’t a distraction. Who does he distract? You?

It seems you’re using “pantsed” to mean “took my own pants off and handed them to him,” and thus, yes, I agree with you.