Your “gotcha” zingers don’t really zing, man. Maybe listen for a spell, okay?

His mind is not supple. He doesn’t understand a distinction between political and governmental.

Let’s line this up: You read Deadspin, but you don’t know who Giancarlo Stanton is, and you take offense to comments about whiteness. Go on...

This is the grammatical structure of your critique, a critique of someone’s grammar?

This is brilliant, man. Lost my old burner key. Had to re-up to star you.