This is just phenomenal Kinja. Oh my god. 

“[How not to be a piece of shit]”

You sound like the type of person who shouldn't be playing co-ed sports.

Alternately, the women who were nice enough to show up so that your team could play were treated so poorly that you should probably give some thought to why the better players at your workplace weren’t interested. 

If you’re over 21 and not getting paid to play: lighten up a little bit, dude.

Good luck in the ... MLB of Softball, douche.

I think Fozberry was trying to be polite and asking you why you’re working out your issues in a public forum instead of going to a professional, but not in so many words.

Sounds like you’re in the right place for you, then. I played co-ed flag football with my coworkers in Manhattan for three years, and my friend and I (both female) were starters, not subs. We won the championship two of those three years. It probably helps that she played rugby and I was on club football teams growing…

You sound like Al Bundy.

So you’ve never said, “see you later,” or, “we should get together sometime,” to someone you didn’t enjoy being around just to be polite? Not that your idiotic and particularly false equivalency applies in this situation. 

one of the people in charge of the rescue operation has asked Musk to continue working on the mini-sub as a backup.

I did not open massive factories that pump tremendous amounts of pollutant into the atmosphere.

...and getting photographed in the cave. “Can everyone just hold up a minute while Elon, his photographer, 2 x personal staff, 3 or so engineers and the media types that will follow him, enters the cave for a photo opp?”

I have seen another commenter use the word ‘pun’ in this article. Could you, in no more than 50 words, explain what you think a pun is in the space provided?

“Also, keep in mind that, when it comes to actually helping those kids escape from that flooded cave, Elon Musk provided exactly as much help as I did.”