Oh man. I can't wait to play the part where Jenny gets AIDS.

still waiting for the "combat that's actually fun" mod.

Geeze, how'd they end up so small in modern times? Mysteries of the Pokemon universe, I tells ya.

Why are you shaming a female trying to make a video game?

fuck this screen

It's a conspiracy to keep the power of the PC hidden from the general public! Sort of fitting due to the theme of this game.

If Shaggy and Fred had a baby.

Mmm. Discolored and bleeding, just like I like em.

A sideways Asian vagina.

I know, right? It's like a newspaper from an alternate reality in which this was released:

Ah, the only movie filmed in that very brief period in which Lohan was hot.

Where are the gay photos?

... and I made myself feel bad.

Yeah, but I think their argument would be that GTA in its current form (3D open world) started on PlayStation.

Looks like a generic third-person shooter with regenerating health, weak visuals, really simplistic enemy AI, and, if I'm to be frank, clunky melee combat. Not what I'd expect from Itagaki. :/

This looks.....bad.
I like the guy and Ninja Gaiden Black is still my favorite hack and slash/action game ever.

But this looks terrible.
Level design, shooting mechanics, enemy AI... they all look bland. And the graphics look like a last gen launch game.

Ha you got me.

Who's the overly-cool person with the sunglasses? It's not like they're in a poker tourny... remove them please, you're indoors.

Sony is straight up lying about the status of the game and that makes me angry. They do not realize it hurts their brand to keep false hope alive. For example, the lead up to the last trailer Sony presented yesterday was ruined because I wanted to see TLG but instead was treated to another Uncharted game I will…

This is the only game showed for the Wii-U today that made me facepalm. Looks like a game that should of been made in 2005.