All my stars to anyone who can explain what’s happening with the electric locks in my 2013 Ram 1500.

Stormy Daniels is denying ever being paid by Trump (or as CNN reports, an LLC set up by Trump’s lawyer in order to pay her for her silence). I’d be willing to bet that if she were paid off, she didn’t pay taxes on it, and now that the story is out, she’s concerned about the repercussions - paying back-taxes,…

THIS is so fucking on point. Kudos to you.

If each fan in U.S. Bank Stadium had shot a blurry, portrait-framed video that was half obscured by their fingers over the lens, I could still watch every single one and not get tired of that play. I will never NOT need more clips of the Minneapolis Miracle.

If anybody can speak to the downside of tackling without wrapping it up, it’s probably Darren Sharper. 

That kid’s gonna have to pee on the floor during any clutch scenario going forward. It worked this time, so don’t jinx things by breaking tradition now.

How’s that working out for you now, Bob?

Seems like every anchor and guest on CNN is taking some pleasure in dropping an unbleeped “shithole” or two on national broadcast. It is glorious.

We’ll waive that whole “natural born citizen” bit. When can you start?  

Book royalties accrue over a period of time and are usually paid on a monthly or quarterly basis (depending on how the book deal is negotiated), so if a book gets returned promptly it probably won’t be counted in the sales.

You could protect some of that growth by closing out of positions once they gain 20%. If you know where your portfolio is allocated, it’s not a bad idea to follow relevant industry news to stay aware of developments or scandals that may affect your shares. Or, if you really don’t want to actively manage your account,…

Do you think there’s a “best” professional designation for a financial advisor? I’ve heard that becoming a Chartered Financial Analyst is the most rigorous designation to achieve. How does that stack up to a CFP, AIF, CTFA, etc? Are any of these interchangeable or redundant?

Is this a picture of *your* reversible ottoman taken in your own home? Odd that those pictures appear to be hanging about a foot and a half above the baseboard.

Loving these Marzipan posts you’ve been making. Keep ‘em coming.

When you say “he had been interviewed by the Secret Service but was not arrested,” I envision Secret Service thanking Roberts for his service and giving him suggestions for his next stunt.

I don’t see it on the list, but let me just say I’m looking forward to the sequel to Ori and the Blind Forest. Picked it up on sale last Christmas and loved it.

I have used the same method to hard-boil eggs for years, and it never disappoints. Place eggs in a pot and fill with enough water to cover them. Cover and set the stove to High heat. Once the water reaches a boil, remove the pot from the heating element and let it sit for 9 minutes. Drain and rinse in cold water. The…

Ya sure, I’ll help ya oot. It’s fulla lutefisk an’ Swedish meatballs, but not like them cheap IKEA knock-off meatballs. Real good ones. With nutmeg in ‘em.

Are you trying to low-key shame me about not wanting to hear a super annoying song? Literally every other song on that album gets played on loop, usually even after my girl has lost interest and is half-screaming “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.” Give me your mailing address and I’ll send over my Father of the Year…

My wife constantly streams the Trolls soundtrack for our three-year-old whenever we have drive anywhere for more than five minutes. I banned “Hair Up” whenever I’m within earshot.