We’re all going to need some damn good orthopedists to surgically uncross our fingers after this expansion and the next both fail to live up to expectations.

This guy misspelled his own name on his Facebook profile.

Hmm...I’m having trouble buying this one. Nothing about her expression shows disgust, confusion, or unease. She appears to be perfectly comfortable in close proximity to Franken, and there’s a no photo evidence to suggest otherwise. It’s terrible if she’s telling the truth, but if she’s unable to substantiate her…

This may never get the acknowledgment it deserves, but thanks for sharing.

So, how would you feel if you bought a ticket to this match? Huge waste of money? Or worth it to see something historic? I think I’d be pretty pissed off.

Hey, you’re absolutely right. I’m getting my shooters mixed up now. I was thinking of Adam Lanza, not Dylann Roof. Jeez...

Ahh, there we go. I believe Ashbrook was talking about the rifle that Roof had in his car but didn’t use in the shooting. My bad.

I heard Tom Ashbrook say on On Point this week that Dylan Roof’s mother was the one who purchased the semi-automatic rifle, not Dylan Roof himself. I can’t confirm, but regardless of the veracity, I think that’s something that probably needs to be addressed in legislation as well.

In the unlikely event that this bill is passed, it will definitely be a step in the right direction, and I will eagerly give kudos to the representatives who sponsored the bill. But since it doesn’t address the private sale loophole, which is a pretty massive oversight in my opinion, the Fix NICS Act will fall far…

This guy is an expert in ghosts. Murdering him would only result in an afterlife-long appointment.

As a teetotaler, Trump swore off any association with the bar long ago.

So, I could either pay hundreds of dollars to play as a hero with all the bells and whistles, or I could pay hundreds of dollars to buy a couple friends a some Xboxes and actually be a hero. Tough decision...

I REALLY enjoyed The Flame in the Flood. Such a fun challenge crafting snares and weapons and rigging your raft like Huckleberry Finn. And the music is just beautiful.

Is there any particular dash cam you recommend?

I hear you. With Thanksgiving only two weeks away, we are staring into the abyss that is “season”. Fucking Winter is Coming, and the White(-Haired Old Ladies with) Walkers will descend upon us soon.

Is Deion Sanders double-jointed in all of the fingers on his left hand? Or have they all been broken at some point during his career? Inquiring minds would like to know.

Thank God those shoulder pads make it impossible to see the clavicle snap. That’s number two on the list of injuries that make my stomach churn, right after knees flexing the wrong way. As a Vikings fan, I’m grateful for the win and a more competitive conference, but DAMN, I would never ask for it like this.

Since this is the only Panthers-related story on Deadspin today, I’m posting this here:

Counterpoint: it would be nice to see both Chicago and Pittsburgh fail to reach the postseason altogether. Aren’t you tired of watching the same handful of teams compete in the finals year after year?

Isn’t it obvious? Tie-games are for the pussies in the NFL. The NHL eschewed them years ago, but they figure not getting beaten in regulation is worth more than losing outright.