Tiffany will probably be dead by Memorial Day. From turpentine poisoning. (Woman is stupid.)

Also weed doesn’t make you bite people’s faces, whoever bit Beyonce was coked up or worse.

Tiffany said it was an actor, Rihanna is a pop star/icon/superstar/queen who also acts when she can be bothered. Also it’s Rihanna. No.

Never

I assume Olivia de Havilland was the biter.

I didn’t get it at first either, so I did a bit of research on the Khmer Rouge. Part of their policy involved removing urban people from the cities and forcing them into a “traditional” agricultural lifestyle. I think that’s what he’s getting at.

I’m not sure how using a special spoon warrants a comparison to a homicidal dictator.

I don’t know her.

Get it, Lena. I’m glad she’s moving on instead of being bummed. I’m mean, she’s probably still bummed...5 years and her first major relationship...that’s gotta be hard.

OMG. Look at the body language in these photos. Pulling away, shoulders hunched, creeped-out look in the eyes, forced smiles. These are disturbing.

The laugh tracks will temporarily be used on every OTHER line in memory of his service.

Oh man it’s about time

It didn’t come across that he meant any of the things he said in opposition to her, so much as he was setting her up to make her points.

Someone took you on a date to Chez Panisse?

So I’m warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting. You understand me?

Can’t be said enough.

Nice use of an ableist slur to judge a 20yo woman’s body, bro.

To be honest, I am sure she had work done right after that baby came out ala Blac Chyna. I am sure they have the same doctors.