Yeah he remembers dropping his pants differently. He took the belt off and THEN unbuttoned.

Aaah, the cunning fellow deploys the good ol’ “different recollections” gambit! Didn’t see that one coming.

“While our recollections may differ, I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended”

Same. For an embarrassingly long time I thought Brie Larson was Alicia Vikander, and now I’m back to square one.

Are there multiple people who play the actress Alicia Vikander who only look vaguely similar? Like the Olsen quadruplets. Because every time I see a picture of someone claiming to be Alicia Vikander it’s never the same as the last one I saw.

I wouldn’t be surprised if most blog journalists listed that talent on their resume.

Buzzfeed headline: Mrs. Google looks up “PENIS FACIALS,” you’ll never believe what came up!

To be fair, she has won an Oscar. Plus, from the little bit I’ve read about the film, she’s good, the film is not so much.

I wish the dog shaking scene hadn’t been spoiled in the trailer. The funniest part for me was her cutting him with the knife and constantly touching the cell phone with her nose. Or maybe the sperm motility discussion. Or maybe the “He played the Incredible Hulk!” scene. Or maybe the discussion about Ireland.

My issue is bringing super young kids to violent/scary movies and sitting there while their kid is wailing because they’re obviously frightened.

Families at the movies are THE WORST.

“Dead-eyed Opie motherfucker”

He is Todd the Dead Eyed Killer forever in my heart.

That’s probably the only time I have the patience sit somewhere for two hours but the problem is who else is going at that time? Sounds like looser city probably

One time I stood in the popcorn line there for an entire week.

My friend dragged me there on a Friday night to see Batman v. Superman.

The scene with the dog had me crying from laughing...it was Jason Bateman at the most Jason Batemaniest.

On the weekend, the UA Court St. movie theater is maybe the worst place in the entire world. God bless you, my friend.