This is the most disgraceful act of violence by a Senator since the Ides of March.

The headline and picture both had me expecting a detailed tutorial on how to steal things from vending machines. Please publish that next.

All those Deadspin MRAs are quaking in fear.

I’d rather them find my bloated, cheese dust covered carcass in the break room floor than eat a goddamn apple from a vending machine.

Of course she’s white so she must be mentally ill. It couldn’t possibly be that she’s a murderous piece of shit, nope.

Counter-counterpoint: invoking Yankees fans does not absolve your Masshole cuntiness.

Disagree about football and baseball. That’s some prime signal and base stealing shit in baseball, and in football, eyes in the back of their head would instantly turn a mediocre corner into the best pass destroyer in the league since he’d never have to choose between the player or the ball.

You can imagine extra eyes in the back, but eye holes in a helmet are just inconceivable? Go schmuck yourself.

Nah. You ain’t.

I am a Detroit Lions fan, and I know for a fact that the Lions will never win a Super Bowl ever. If every team in the NFL but the Lions had a Super Bowl title, I'd still pick the Lions to finish last. I'm a fan of the worst team in North American sports. Lions have won 1 fucking playoff game in 58 years. That's less…

I think Freud might point out that you’re a bit conflicted here, inasmuch as the thesis of your post (no one cares about KC enough to have negative feelings toward it) does not exactly jibe with the last sentence of your post (a lame insult directed at KC).

The dude in his posse who handles his tweeting, has been demoted dude in his posse who takes the fall.

Of being a white knight and using this issue as a platform to frown on whitey. It gets him cheap internet points which are what he values

Does outing gay billionaires count as harassment? No real reason for asking, just curious.

And the first one arrives. Sooooo much empathy and hatred of white men.

Jefferson looks like the adult chaperone at a kid’s laser tag party.

I know I’ve posted it before, but....

Wait, you’re comparing Kurt Fucking Warner to Tim Tebow, who barely lasted two full seasons in the NFL?

Best playoff block since Tayshaun Prince on Reggie Miller.

Take a Xanax weirdo