My friends ARE mostly assholes and they wouldn't do this.

Pretty easy, don’t do the expensive shit, do the less expensive shit instead. I’m pretty rich, most of my friends are too. And yet we still do things that are very budget friendly. Not because we couldn’t be doing something more extravagant, but because not every joy in life comes with linen tablecloths. If your…

Leaving aside those were just fights I recalled off the top of my head and not a full catalogue, I think we have isolated the issue. It isn’t that you don’t understand baseball, you just don’t understand statistical probability. So yes, please stay seated.

Must have been a pretty loud shout that broke Matt Grenke’s clavicle a couple years ago. I don’t think Brandon Phillips and Yadi Molina were just shouting either. And a couple Braves took swings at Carlos Gomez in that Brian McCann kerfuffle.

Are you new to baseball?

Eh, I'm going to take a few more looks, but at first blush it looked like a soft punch that barely connected - and then Ventura tackled him to the ground. At best a 3/10 on the Odor Scale.

Cheap shot truthers are never not hysterical - sorry your hero got lit up, time to move on.

I’ve actually only heard/used the term to describe idiot dudes who think that they will be able to transition from friend to girlfriend/lover with someone who is only interested in friendship (at best, probably more like acquaintanceship).

Also be rich/successful or alternatively don't be poor/a loser.

Roaches are easy to contain if you don’t live in squalor and don’t really harm people. Mosquitos, fleas, flies, etc. cause real human suffering and termites suck too. If you’re a fisherman then worms should be #1 (if they’re a bug, I don’t want to get into that wormhole - pun intended).

Fantastic whores

Counterpoint: you’re doing Vegas wrong (it's ok, most people do).

I know, because you got cut. Let it go.

That would be like a 32 year-old not knowing Bird played for the Celtics or Magic played for the Lakers. Maybe worse. I knew who Bill Russell (and others) played for when I was 12 and he retired 10 years before I was born.

Even a guy like that has to know how to get open and how to catch a pass. Also if you are significantly shorter than Curry you will get even fewer shots off.

Is anxiety barfing the same as trauma? I used to barf before games and it was such a relief, and also not nearly as violent or painful as other types of barfing.

Still brooding over not making JV?