Spare me with that “this is more natural” bullshit. Whether it’s Bernie with a Minecraft twitch stream or AOC visiting people’s Animal Crossing islands, it has nothing to do with the authenticity. It’s the cult of personality surrounding them. Look no further than Kotaku with “Biden’s Animal Crossing Island Is Lovely…

Good! Hopefully the people eligible to vote have already voted or have made a plan to vote. I don’t really care one way or the other since the only twitch stream I ever watched was for the NWSL (and I’ve already voted), but you know, the difference in reception is amusing. As long as the outcome is the same 🤷🏾‍♀️

healthcare pls

“Hello, Bernie Sanders’ former Press Secretary here! I’m unemployed and living in a 500 sqft studio apartment in [ritzy young area of] New York City. I know I have a two Harvard degrees and lots of DC insider connections, but if you could spare a few dollars to my podcast’s Patreon, I would be much obliged. Gotta run,…

I think she nailed it with these tweets:

AOC doing a Twitch stream is lovely but meaningless.

And if you order now you’ll get Nina Turner for President free* of charge!

I feel bad that you felt compelled to write all of that when I’m not gonna read it. Hope you voted for Biden/Harris 👍🏾

Yes, but...AOC is soooo cute and fun! Joe Biden is old and boring like Hillary Clinton and my parents. How dare he earn more votes than Minecraft streamer Bernie Sanders, who totally isn’t that old btw. Pelosi and Obama rigged the DNC because low-info Democratic Party voters don’t know any better. Didn’t they know…

I’m saying this as nicely as I can: get the fuck over yourself. Hillary and her husband are not active politicians anymore. They’re not running for anything. The current real republicans who are actively fucking over this country are more important than the Clintons. So yes, it’s misogyny.

Jesus christ she was in a high school republican club and you’re gonna hold that against her as “shady”? Fuck me. You hated her for “a billion reasons” yet you chose to highlight that one? Sure it’s not misogyny, though.

The voters decided in 2016 just like they decided in 2020. Bernie Sanders was not liked by voters. He didn’t do enough (or anything really) to reach out to the most loyal bloc of the Democratic Party’s voter base: black people. And he lost. Badly. Twice. Get the fuck over it and move on.

*sad white bernie bro noises*

Barron likes his footie. He’s destined to be the next Peter Crouch.

It is. Christen Press’s (who is one of my favorite professional athletes so this is why I know such a personal detail of her life) mother died from it, too. Awful stuff.

Bubba baff

Sometimes I wish he never left the Ravens. I hope he recovers well.

Hey did you see this?

He called Serena Jameka Williams fat. Like the dude looked at the sunken place and said “lower” (and then made his career off that).

When Christina had Ruby work the dinner party, I was reminded of the Trinity sketches from ABLSS.