Do they do chicken right-on?

“Leguizamo who was born in Bogotá, Columbia...”

I could see him doing something like “No, It’s God Given Advice” every time someone tells him his tweet was dumb but now that I’ve typed that I never want to see it again.

Short is out with a head injury, so look for Sarah Gorden on the Red Stars.

Nothing about politico’s blatant misogynoir or Rep. Bass correcting them?

I can’t wait for this. I can’t wait to see their colors, crest, and who they take during the expansion draft (maybe Press or Sanchez and I’d love for them to go after Macario). But I’ll have to wait until like 2022. Anyway, I’m so happy to see the league expanding, and to see these stars invest.

Mardi Gras Mustard is amazing. More for me, I guess.

Except...there’s nothing good about oboes! Bassoon, though?

He had a couple decent songs a few years ago. I hope Meg gets away from him because she’s a rising star and he's a has been.

Long better never be on the backline ever again. Ellis dropped the ball majorly with that bullshit. 

Just gonna take this opportunity to include these tweets by Royals rookie Tziarra King:

The red gives me Michiko vibes, but the stereotypical anime hair is...not for me. I’m glad Crunchyroll is embracing her like this.

Utah was so disappointing. Not playing King is unforgivable considering how many crosses they were sending into the box. They had no height and no one who could keep a shot on target. Balcer’s goal was amazing, though.

One year anniversary of my favorite goal from the World Cup. CP23's header.

I honestly think if VAR existed in the NWSL it would have upheld the call. People seemed to think it wouldn’t, but there is no clear and obvious error and it is following the letter of the rule and not what people think is the “spirit” (the ball isn’t released once Smith drops it, and Daly was well on her way to…

No goal.

And this is tagged under thighlights. I’m a WLW but come the fuck on.

As much as Hinkle is a homophobic little pissbaby, she’s still a black woman. I mean, I have opinions on black conservatives and Republicans, but hopefully whatever sunken place she’s in knows its depth.

Fuck Hinkle. Fuck NCC (except Dunny, love her—don’t love her husband’s manbun but that’s neither here nor there).