They’re professional soccer players and two time World Cup champions for the USWNT. The pic was from their rehearsal dinner. From what was shared on social media, it was a gorgeous wedding. 

I’ve been a fan (of them, their club teams, the USWNT) for such a long time and I’m so happy for them. I’m at least waist-deep in woso fandom, so this is our royal wedding and it’s been such a ride. I love to see it.

This is the only thing that matters today:

I swear some folks don’t want to admit there are racist fans of their favorite sports teams. Or maybe Flacco is still a sore spot for them. And I liked Joe! Why would I root against a UD product?

Big truss

They’ll like him until he makes one mistake and then they say they knew he was a running back all along. Dudes like that aren’t fans of football. They’re fans of their ego (and some are just fans of racism). They need to be right about Lamar or else that means they were wrong about Flacco or some dumb mess.

Love LJ. Love the energy he brings. Love the LJ Era 8 shirt I got from Christmas (talk about some self-determination—his stuff is all sold out #notanad). He’s the only reason I started watching the NFL again. The Donnies in Dundalk can all eat shit for wanting fucking McSorely to start over him.

Ah shit. Hopefully nothing comes out about Rofo, too, or my entire region is fucked.

There are only three independent NWSL teams: Washington Spirit, Chicago Red Stars, and Sky Blue FC (owned by New Jersey’s governor). The rest of the teams have some type of ownership by either a MLS team (Portland Thorns, Utah Royals, Orlando Pride, Houston Dash), a USL team (NC Courage), and now with the case of…

At least the Lyon deal with Reign FC is a step in the right direction.

I supported Harris and I agree. It’s kinda low key shady to have Steyer that high. Also major side-eye to Feminista Jones who was on that “100 black womxn for Warren” list for even hosting that sham with Steyer.

They did the same shit to Gillibrand earlier in the cycle over how she ate fried chicken and to Harris because she put hot sauce on greens—which is the fucking standard way to eat greens—and she was called out for pandering because that would make her seen as “more black” or some bullshit (never mind there are no…

Yup.

I like this one.

Stephen A. thinking everything was copacetic with Jemele until he saw that tweet.

But Rooo, Bernie marched with MLK! I think he has this black outreach thing down.

It is a good faith critique. That’s what those chapo trap house people call themselves. They’re (cth) a popular podcast with the (former) Splinter crowd and they can all fuck off.

You caught that, too? I was thinking whoever wrote this article has no clue about that dude.

My favorite bad endorsement of his is Tim Canova. That dude has been trying—unsuccessfully—to unseat Rep. Wasserman-Schultz for years now. He’s also a Seth Rich truther. Bernie now acts like he doesn’t know the guy.