Martin Luther Cream is one of my favorites. Hueless P. Newton is also good. But I like the ones that call out his grifting over his umm...parentage? better. Black Twitter is too good at this shit.

Chaka Con looking ass. Ken Grifter Jr. gets too much credit.

That’s dedication lol. You have my respect. 

Between the Disney prince dick pics and Jez writing a letter to Denton to deal with the trolls, where does this sandwich rank? 🤔

It was perfect. Get the spicy.

Just go with it.

You know, I was gonna say the only thing that would make this better would be a collab with Meg, Lizzo, and SZA. And then I see this.

Exactly. It’s like the opposite of a spoiler alert.

Maybe, but also hair is incredibly personal to black women and I truly did feel more “seen” after my big chop. I’m not an actress, but I can imagine the type of worry she went through with her big chop and how it would pan out for her career. It’s a risk. I’m glad it was a success.

I think Abe Vigoda was her masterpiece, tbh.

Yes! It works wonderfully. We used to line the cooler but there’s no point. It’s the dedicated crab cooler now.

What have we done to deserve this content, and are we deserving of more? 🤲🏾

I get worried because I have a whole different running joke with my mom that Betty is out here sniping all the elders in Hollywood so she can be the Supreme Old Bitch. So whenever she’s in the news I worry if this is it.

I prefer crab like this:

The game was in FS1 so no one saw this unfortunately. 

Fuck her.

But here’s the thing, that’s exactly Thede’s point at the end of the interview here. You’re black. That’s all it takes. That is enough. By virtue of being black, you’re black enough.

Stop by, but only if you like Keanu Reeves.

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Cornhole is where I draw the line (Mal Pugh agrees). And I get into darts and snooker when I can find them! There’s something about it being a drunken tailgate game. What’s next? Competitive flip cup?