Nah. Fuck that noise. Who says you should settle?

It’s been 4 weeks since we lost our snarky backwater, and so much has changed. Keanu Reeves has gotten hotter.…

Hey, y’all. The question is in the title.

It’s still summer, we’re halfway into Virgo season, but I’m making soup anyway. YOLO.

This is the top story on ESPN right now. It’s a good read. I watch a lot of sports, but mostly women’s sports, so…

Am I supposed to mad about this? I’m not.

Hey, everybody. I would’ve made this as a post elsewhere, but I can’t anymore. And honestly, it works here, too.

No one tell them that Bernie is older than the guy currently in the White House.

Don’t go spitting out food if yours is trash. I realize this is a greeting card holiday, so if you don’t have the…

This is kinda a big deal!

Some background. Frances Tiafoe plays tennis really well and has been talked about on TSB by Rooo and me for some…

Trash person apologizes, admits she is trashier than you originally thought, if you can believe it.

Splinter writers, stop doing yourselves like this.

Bobby left and I’m not sure if anyone even noticed.

I know she’s a troll and does this deliberately, but I’m messy and I like drama so I hope Chelsea runs just to piss…

Besides the answer being melanin. HOW?

This might seem glib, but Jez had Rich write Aretha Franklin’s obit. It’s just...of all the writers there, why him?

I’ve dedicated my life to the World Cup in a country that fucked with our election, but there’s only so much about…

UPDATE:

No one cares about her “right” to express an opinion. She plays on a team that’s full of LGBTQ women. She…