Some background. Frances Tiafoe plays tennis really well and has been talked about on TSB by Rooo and me for some time now. He beat Hachi’s tennis boyfriend Grigor Dimitrov to make the first grand slam quarterfinal of his career at the Australian Open—making him the youngest American man to do so since lunchmeat…

Trash person apologizes, admits she is trashier than you originally thought, if you can believe it.

Splinter writers, stop doing yourselves like this.

Bobby left and I’m not sure if anyone even noticed.

I know she’s a troll and does this deliberately, but I’m messy and I like drama so I hope Chelsea runs just to piss KK off.

Besides the answer being melanin. HOW?

This might seem glib, but Jez had Rich write Aretha Franklin’s obit. It’s just...of all the writers there, why him?

I’ve dedicated my life to the World Cup in a country that fucked with our election, but there’s only so much about “tender age shelters” I can read about before going on a rampage, so soccer it is!

UPDATE:

No one cares about her “right” to express an opinion. She plays on a team that’s full of LGBTQ women. She effectively ended her career at the international level by refusing to wear a rainbow because of Jesus. Fuck this bitch. Fuck her team (that’s at the top of the table, unfortunately). And fuck her homophobic ass…

Remember when Splinter was Fusion and still cared about Latinx people?

Oh come cum on, Megan.

Has anyone been following the saga of Chelsea Clinton snatching journalist’s weaves on twitter? I have and it’s great!

Killer Mike can’t help himself, can he?

Tim Burke, Deadspin’s video editor, was clearly feeling himself after that Sinclair video went viral and decided to shoot his shot on a potential (and always popular) Racism In Soccer Story.

I want to make comments and star shit on the Jez post about Hillary Clinton but I can’t and I’m mad.

First from Dodai, who is featured in the NYT.

My latest weekend binge was this mess of a show. I hate it. I hate that I kept watching this. It’s trash. 🚮