Just 96 more seasons to go!

ha ha ha

Keep your chins up. There's always 2020.

Stephen King.

"Personally I think Christmas Carol is the greatest piece of storytelling ever crafted by our species, and if there is a god he put mankind on earth so that one day we may craft it."

If you haven't read the story, or haven't read it in years, do that instead. It's better than all the adaptations put together.

My goodness. Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the election…

You too, young lady.

I'm not the one whining about awesome dudes being awesome. So I'm just fine.

Well, these are men.

No.

The Fappening 2.0

Because Trump won and they're all sad.

Scott Smith only puts out a novel per decade, but it's worth the wait. Maybe now we'll get another one.

If he had a son, his son would've looked like Trayvon.

ha ha ha

"The rules and traditions that Obama adores"

Your planet sounds nice.

Why is the President of the United States hanging out with celebrities?

Aquaman should fight Black Manta, but they're not doing that because DC is racist.