I’ve been coming to this site too long. I was waiting for the kid to get injured or a drunk adult to steal the ball.

Oh nooooo. That’s terrible.
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Plot twist: That’s not his kid.

My man in the lower left looks like he wants to party.

You don’t swallow your tongue when you have a seizure. Thats a myth. Now, he could bite his tongue and swallow a piece of it, but if he’s clenching his jaw from a seizure, its a moot point to attempt to open it. Besides, he was concussed and sometimes people clench their jaws when that happens. Good thing is, you can…

Congratulations on being a stupid 15 year old who thinks they know more than they actually do.

You can not swallow your tongue.

Soccer players who usually never see actual injuries. Probably shouldn’t turn him either, you know because of neck injuries.

Because most socialist policies are deeply unpopular and would result in massive electoral losses?

Or just saw the cops laying the spike strip and decided something amusing was about to happen.

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

Meanwhile, the sponsored posts are healthy as ever.

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

This is a garbage take, please revert to a meaner state.

The cop was in the lane and therefore had the right of way. The Sequoia should have waited until someone yielded to him before making the lane change. That being said, I agree that the cop was a jerk for not allowing the merge.

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

“…because we are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live a life.”

I’m a blue guy in the middle of a red state and I’m loving the political jokes as they come, and the proselytizing from Hollywood about the world’s problems don’t bother me.

People need to start taking concussions more seriously. This dude should have been immobilized and carried off. Instead they just put him on the stretcher and carry him off, like it's a fucking war zone or something.